National City, why won't you love me?

First, I opened up a business checking account and they didn't order me a debit card. What are you supposed to do without a debit card? Oh, and you can't set up online banking without one. Then, it doesn't show up, presumably it was stolen out of my mailbox. (not their fault, just annoying.) Then I call and get a new one sent to me and I can't register for online banking with it - apparently the information is not correct (although it was.) Very frustrating...